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lauraflute) wrote2004-06-03 12:20 am
lauraflute) wrote2004-06-03 12:20 am
Reasons not to vote for W
He endorses a plan that prevents military personnel from retiring/deactivating on time if their unit is shipped to Iraq or Afghanistan. Guess that's what they get for fulfilling their National Guard commitment, unlike their Commander in Chief.
He signs an unconstitutional ban on partial birth abortion. Not unconstitutional because it bans an abortion procedure, but because it leaves no provision for the health and safety of the mother. I don't have a beef with people who are against abortion. To each their own. But the medical community testified before Congress that this was the safest procedure to perform in a second trimester abortion, and if I was in my second trimester and my doctor said "It's either this procedure or your life," I'd burst into tears and give them the go ahead. They'd need to pump me with anti-depressants afterwards, but better than wheeling me down to the morgue because Bush was on his fucking soapbox.
Rape rooms in Texas, torture in Iraq. Coincidence? I think not.
Truman said the buck stops here. Bush can't pass it around enough.
No (Rich) Child Left Behind. The poor ones don't matter. Neither do their teachers.
Oil Wars Episode II: The Sins of the Father are Revisited by the Child
Seven minutes. He's told our nation's under attack and he sits staring into space like an idiot for SEVEN MINUTES.
Patriot Act = Unconstitutional Declaration of Martial Law
He says God tells him we're right, then says religion isn't a part of this war. No wonder people come up with phrases like "All I need to know about Islam I learned on 9/11."
He looks like a monkey. Atrained chimp is running our country.
As long as he and his buddies have money, everything's okay. Fuck the rest of us.
Cheapest unleaded gas in my area: $1.83.
BUSH MUST GO
He signs an unconstitutional ban on partial birth abortion. Not unconstitutional because it bans an abortion procedure, but because it leaves no provision for the health and safety of the mother. I don't have a beef with people who are against abortion. To each their own. But the medical community testified before Congress that this was the safest procedure to perform in a second trimester abortion, and if I was in my second trimester and my doctor said "It's either this procedure or your life," I'd burst into tears and give them the go ahead. They'd need to pump me with anti-depressants afterwards, but better than wheeling me down to the morgue because Bush was on his fucking soapbox.
Rape rooms in Texas, torture in Iraq. Coincidence? I think not.
Truman said the buck stops here. Bush can't pass it around enough.
No (Rich) Child Left Behind. The poor ones don't matter. Neither do their teachers.
Oil Wars Episode II: The Sins of the Father are Revisited by the Child
Seven minutes. He's told our nation's under attack and he sits staring into space like an idiot for SEVEN MINUTES.
Patriot Act = Unconstitutional Declaration of Martial Law
He says God tells him we're right, then says religion isn't a part of this war. No wonder people come up with phrases like "All I need to know about Islam I learned on 9/11."
He looks like a monkey. A
As long as he and his buddies have money, everything's okay. Fuck the rest of us.
Cheapest unleaded gas in my area: $1.83.
BUSH MUST GO
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6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Iraq Stratergies-Voodoo/DooDoo WMD
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury-It's what's for dinner!
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your Children!!
8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2 Corporations: The Government of the Future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3 Education: A Drain on our Nation's Economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Piqata
11:20 PM 2nd Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The Dangerous New Cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again.
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself, directed by Mel
Gibson.
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I almost had a heart attack before I remembered that mean the first lady.
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Not to say your milk and cookies aren't bad, I haven't tried them but I'm sure they bring all the boys to the yard. Damn right.