What if their was a knitting challenge? The Donald would have to say, "You're Purled!" Ok, that wasn't funny. I'm not even sure it fit any of the joke criteria. Sorry. But i'm tired and sick and bored. Sue me. So if you want to be successful in this knitting venture, you should come up with a name - something like, "Knit it, Knit it good!" or "Its a small purl after all." I can't help myself. Somebody stop me.
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