5 top at Table 17 -- the ultimate in suck.

You do NOT go into a restaurant and:

(1) Joke about dining and dashing while I'm seating you

(2) Generally act like assholes by running your server, complaining about not getting things you didn't order, and being loud and obnoxious

(3) Try to pay your $80 bill with FOOD STAMPS

(4) Only tip the poor server that ran his ass off for you $5.



Die a thousand deaths.

--All of us


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