lauraflute

Tonight was just really surreal at work. There was this couple sitting at the bar getting trashed. As in the girl came out of the bathroom, almost fell, and nearly took out a stack of high chairs. Oh joy. Then she starts hitting on one of the servers in front of her boyfriend. That pissed him off, so when they got in the parking lot he started beating the shit out of her. Cue the cops. Both of them wind up in handcuffs because while he was getting arrested she decided it was the best time to start cussing and screaming at the cops that just pulled him off of her.

But it gets better. Then we had a guy reaching over the bar and topping off his own beer whenever the bartender ran in the back. Some customers told the manager and out on his ass he went. He decided, while out of his mind on Loritabs, the cops would be so happy to do something about this. They were. They put him in the car and took him to the drunk tank.

Then there was the 10 top that was 8 kids and 2 adults (not mine, I was to go) that tipped their server $4 and a tract (a little pamphlet with "Do you know Jesus?" all over it). We have the devil on speed dial and tell him to save a spot for whomever paid the bill.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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