Ode to Reeva Dubois

Oh, Reeva, who heard my bitching
And put his devious plans in motion

Thank you for telling your coworker
Who happens to be on the library board
That our local library had absolutely
No copies of Lolita on the shelf
For she did exactly as you knew she would
And mentioned at a meeting

So it was purchased
For me to find on the shelf yesterday
And check out and devour
As much as my work schedule allows



Okay, so we aren't exactly sure it worked quite this way, but I'll let him take the credit. ;)