Knitting news

Sue, I have renewed my love affair with your afghan. It is currently somewhere between 3 and 4 feet (the tape measure is MIA) and will be finished once it reaches 5, or the bottom of my forehead if I still can't find the tape measure.

Attention Sparkle public library

Okay, I thought you had a little bit of balls when I found "Brokeback Mountain" (short story, not movie) on the shelf. I wasn't surprised when the librarian sorta threw it at me across the counter with a slightly disgusted look on her face. Whatever, just glad you carried it. What I am NOT impressed with is you refuse to carry Lolita yet have the entire Danielle Steel collection. I realize Lolita causes problems from time to time, but wouldn't your keepers feel better knowing people could choose a fine literary masterpiece over Steel's brain eating stupidity inducing fluff?

A pox on you. I hope the Danielle Steel collection mildews.