Never doing that again

Yeah, it's official. I will slit my throat before I go back to waiting tables. I no longer have the patience for it. I'm kinda glad I did this because I'd been hedging on it lately. When Ryan and I applied at restaurants this week I put down everything but serving and debated on going back and changing it for a better chance of getting hired, but no more. I will do anything in a restaurant but serve. *gavel*

I told Kathy if she was in a bind, she and only she could call me. I even said I'd wash dishes all night before I waited tables again. She laughed, tucked my number in her shirt pocket, and commented I had my priorities straight.

And for once I can say without a doubt that I do.