Let's examine my last and current week, buddies!!!!!

It's been so FUN!

Monday: Wiring in our heater caught on fire at 5:45 am. It immediately burned itself out, but there's no alarm like the smoke alarm to make you jump out of bed! Maintence man was like "our bad, faulty wiring." Well, do you plan on DOING something about it? Of course not. A band aid on a haemmorage.

Tuesday: Got Episode III!!!! Yaaaaay!!!
Lost my job! Not so yay!

Wednesday: Walked all over the place only to be told no company wants to actually *see* you, they want you to sit at home in your jammies, apply online, and never ever bother the important people in HR whose job it is to hire you.

Thursday: My buoyant spirits went SPLAT for a multi-hour crying jag. Hurrah!!!

Friday: Continue the depression.

Saturday: Out hot water heater breaks--our closet almost floods!!!! Yaaaaaay!!!!! My mother makes snarky comments about Joe when we're shopping! Yaaaaay!!!! Our stove almost catches on fire! Yaaaaaaay!!!!!

Sunday: The repair guy thought the PERFECT place to put our old water heater while he was installing the new one was....THE MIDDLE OF OUR LIVING ROOM! Add another patch of soaking wet carpet to our list.

Yesterday: I DESTROYED my scarf, which was at 5 feet. I had to unravel and start ALL OVER. Goddamn it.