To Jarle

Hey buddy. I don't know where you are in Norway or what you're doing now since you bailed on law school (you told me in a random email but I'm too lazy to look it up right now). You'll probably never see this since no one from college knows anything about my LJ, but I miss you terribly and wish you were at least on this continent. No one could zing people like you, dumme nordmann. You were the best friend a depressed alcoholic college student could have and I've never forgotten how you tried to stop me from leaving the party with what would become my highly regrettable one night stand. And I know you would've kept the promise you made to never let that happen again even if it involved knocking me down and sitting on my chest with me kicking and screaming on the front lawn of James' house. This stupid American wishes you'd stayed here.


Miss you, Norway.

THE GRINCH GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

My evil, horrible twisted version of a meme:


I have taken lyrics from 10 Beatles songs, translated them into French online, then translated them back.

Have fun.

1. You it will do to lower? You can be awoken

2. To obtained a good reason to choose the ease solution - now

3. From which all the solitary people, do they come?

4. And person does not seem to like it, They can say that it wants to do And it never shows its sensations

5. For well you know an idiot, That it plays cools, while doing his world a small colder one

6. If the sun came, you obtain a tan of the Position in rain

7. She wondered me to remain and said sits me does not import where

8. You charm such an audience

9. Always they take supports me to the long way and to climb back up, You leave for me me holding here a long and long time there is

10. Person think in my tree, I signify it is tall or low




I spent an hour and a half on this. The gauntlet is not only thrown but hurled.

Edit: Yeah, you're supposed to guess the original lyrics and the song. At 3 am my brain assumes you guys can fill in the blanks.