The last meme I caught

From ivylore

A is for AGE: 23.
B is for BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND: JOE!!!
C is for CAREER IN FUTURE: Um....er....
D is for DAD'S NAME: Steve.
E is for ESSENTIAL ITEM TO BRING TO A PARTY: ME! Kidding, lots of vodka and cigarettes.
F is for FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT: Long Long Day by Paul Simon.
G is for GUY/GIRLS YOU'VE KISSED: Girls: 5, maybe. All purely platonic Guys: 7.
H is for HOMETOWN: Spartanburg, SC.
I is for INSTRUMENTS YOU CAN PLAY: Play or play well? Mainly flute/piccolo player, can make humane noises on sax/clarinet/trombone/mallet percussion. The rest is scary.
J is for JOB TITLE: Server
K is for KIDS: I fuss at Joe like one of my kids. Does that count?
L is for LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: The parentals, but that might change this summer.
M is for MIDDLE NAME: Stephanie.
N is for NUMBER OF PEOPLE YOU'VE SLEPT WITH: Girls < 0. Guys < 3.
O is for OVERNIGHT HOSPITAL STAYS: 3. 2 one nighters and a week this past December.
P is for PHOBIAS: Spiders, vampires, anything blood sucking, really.
Q is for QUOTE YOU LIKE: "God tells me how the music should sound, but you stand in the way." Arturo Toscanini to a trumpet player
R is for RELATIONSHIP THAT LASTED THE LONGEST: 1 1/2 with no one worth mentioning.
S is for SEXUAL POSITION: As in my favorite? Any position involving Joe ;)
T is for TIME YOU WAKE UP EVERYDAY: 9 am if i'm opening, 1 pm if I'm closing, and 3 pm if I'm off.
U is for UNIQUE TRAITS: I can conduct with my right hand and do the do re mi handsigns with the other.
V is for VEGETABLE YOU LOVE: Corn, potatoes, Atkins-feared starches
W is for WORST HABIT: I am such a pig. Cleaning is not in my vocabulary.
X is for XRAY'S YOU'VE HAD: Teeth, back, knees.
Y is for YUMMY FOOD YOU MAKE: Garlic salted fries.
Z is for ZODIAC SIGN: Capricorn