Mar. 22nd, 2004

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That's how much I worked. A tad ridiculous, but massive sleep has been accomplished and is still planned. I guess I should have more stories, but this is the one that wiped my brain of all other stories/comments.




Okay, there's this waitress at work who is BAD. As in she can't handle tables with more than two people. She's genuinely stupid. And she proved it by coming into work before her shift with a note from the ER saying she couldn't work for awhile because....

she glued her eyes shut. She mixed up glue and her saline solution and GLUED HER EYES SHUT.


I officially have a spot in hell for the amount of laughing I did when the managers told us about it. And my suggestion we all wear eyepatches when she comes back to work.

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