Yay Cosmopolitans!

Ahhh, the happiness of vodka and cranberry juice. Got off of work and spent half my tips on booze and an appetizer in the company of Tracey and Fernando. Tracey's cool. I think she could do a little better than Ferny boy, but hey. I keep my mouth shut because I know people probably say that about me and Joe not knowing how great he is. Any guy who brings his girl a fresh ashtray while she's soaking and smoking in the tub rocks.

My daily lecture on tips: You shall all do it. 15%+ End of lecture.