2005-08-22
Quotes from the day
"The role the firstborn child fulfills enables them to become capable, ambitious, hard-working adults - albeit a bit neurotic." --some birth order quiz on MSN (yes, I am the firstborn)
"I think he sees to the side like a horse." --ex-coworker buddy referring to the GM at Applebee's who can't stop crashing into her
"Wonderful job, Laura, thank you." --from my boss' bosses upon reading the job description Ryan...I mean, I wrote. Oddly, my boss was extremely quiet.
"The next deal that gets kicked back that I haven't seen is getting stuffed down your throat or somewhere else uncomfortable -- I haven't decided which." --me to my boss after getting yelled at for something he fucked up AGAIN.
"Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ..." --me when I realized my period was starting 5 minutes before my meeting to go over my job description.
Laura is having some issues, which is a lot of the reason she has been so quiet on LJ recently. She's trying to work them out. Don't worry if you don't hear from her for awhile. Just leave a message after the beep. *BEEP*
"I think he sees to the side like a horse." --ex-coworker buddy referring to the GM at Applebee's who can't stop crashing into her
"Wonderful job, Laura, thank you." --from my boss' bosses upon reading the job description Ryan...I mean, I wrote. Oddly, my boss was extremely quiet.
"The next deal that gets kicked back that I haven't seen is getting stuffed down your throat or somewhere else uncomfortable -- I haven't decided which." --me to my boss after getting yelled at for something he fucked up AGAIN.
"Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ..." --me when I realized my period was starting 5 minutes before my meeting to go over my job description.
Laura is having some issues, which is a lot of the reason she has been so quiet on LJ recently. She's trying to work them out. Don't worry if you don't hear from her for awhile. Just leave a message after the beep. *BEEP*