Heiferous

For those that are only vaguely familiar with the word -- HEH-fur-us (v.) Invented by Laura and Ryan. The act of stuffing one's face. (adj.) The resulting feeling from food overconsumption.


Fire Mountain did their dry run today. As Joe's fiancee I got an "invitation" (a card) for admission to the free buffet.

*groan* Buffet baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad for my tummy. Really baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. There might be a small fat cow fighting to free itself from my stomach.

????

Have you ever been sitting down, enjoying some TV, a nice beverage, and suddenly you smell something NASTY. But you try to follow your nose and it goes away. You get comfy again and the smell returns. Now you're paranoid and start hard core sniffing around, but once again the second you start sniffing it disappears. This happens again and again until you realize there is no way you'll find the source of this smell on your own but you're home alone. GAAAAAH.


And now they said on the news Rodney Dangerfield died today. Rest in peace, Rodney. You got our respect.