Sep. 6th, 2011

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For the past 2 1/2 years you've been a very psychotic yet loving cat. I believe that's the very definition of cat. I wish you and my parents got along better so that you could stay, but they pay the bills and therefore make the rules around here so I have to take you back to the Humane Society. They don't not want you, but Dad's allergic and he suffered as long as he could and Mom never got over the loss of our last cat and didn't want anymore pets at all. I'd hoped you would win her over but that didn't happen. Sue, well, she does love even when she's hitting you but when you disappeared for a week she didn't even notice. And if you have to go it needs to be now while she won't completely remember you. Joe wishes he could move you up with him but cost-prohibition aside he can't have pets where he is and there's no guarantee he'll be allowed to have pets when he gets his own place.

I hope your next family will be able to do better by you. I hope you're adopted by people who will scratch behind your ears every time you demand and give you endless treats and don't have pre-schoolers who think hitting cats with sand shovels is funny no matter how much trouble they get in for it and will keep you till you go dig in the great litter box in the sky.

I'm sorry we couldn't be that for you.

I really hate myself right now.

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